The Intense Gravity of this Wretched Existence/Solar Jetman (NES)
The game dudes done got philanthrop-ized by Lorik Disciple Sir John Beechem, who was so kind as
I Hate Fun Stories/Dragon Spirit: The New Legend (NES)
The game dudes are just old men playing games from 30 years ago and looking for engagement
Highway to the Danger Zone/Marble Madness (NES)
The game dudes grow as gamers, and human beings, as they confront the perfect video game --
My Housekeeping Hobby/Nintendo Power #23
The dudes’ mullet counselor and Ohio geography lesson game is on point as they jam on Nintendo
Unceremonious Hegemony/Rastan Saga II (GEN)
The game dudes hack and slash through not a whole lot in Taito’s 1991 release of Rastan
Snail Mail Burner Account/Sega Visions #4
The dudes are logging into their snail mail burner accounts and preemptively taking their pants off for