8-Bit Splinter Poetry/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
The game dudes parse asterisks in the court of King Lorik while playing through Ultra’s 1989 release
Cars and Planes and Robots/Sega Mania #1
The dudes recount their first times playing Bejeweled and go full neo-retro with Sega Mania issue #1.
Is It Laminated?/GamePro #12
The dudes sign up for the Burger King kids club and also flip through a rag --
Ninja Options/Nintendo Power #6
The dudes debate analog click-bait, soap-on-a-rope and childhood reclamation projects while thumbing through Nintendo Power issue #6. Hosts: Jae Baxtron
Running a Legitimate Business/Nintendo Power #5
The dudes ponder entrepreneurship’s place in elementary schools and letting Siri provide meaningful direction in your life,