It’s All Paul’s Fault/1943 (NES)
The game dudes get to the bottom of port vs starboard and destroying Tataku in Capcom’s 1988
1-800 Oatmeal Cream Pies/Electronic Gaming Monthly #1
The dudes go full retro game hotline call center, crown oatmeal cream pies the lunchbox snack champion,
Grandma Mixed Tapes/Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse (GEN)
The game dudes wish upon a star in Sega’s in-house 1990 release of Compile-developed Castle of Illusion,