Dueling Puff-Puffs/The Official Nintendo Player’s Guide
The dudes dig into a not-so-random random rag in the 1987-published in-house literature of antiquity titled The
I Hate Fun Stories/Dragon Spirit: The New Legend (NES)
The game dudes are just old men playing games from 30 years ago and looking for engagement
More Bits Than We Can Possibly Get/GamePro #21
The dudes lay the groundwork for future birthdays past and count up just how many bits GamePro
Highway to the Danger Zone/Marble Madness (NES)
The game dudes grow as gamers, and human beings, as they confront the perfect video game --
My Housekeeping Hobby/Nintendo Power #23
The dudes’ mullet counselor and Ohio geography lesson game is on point as they jam on Nintendo
Unceremonious Hegemony/Rastan Saga II (GEN)
The game dudes hack and slash through not a whole lot in Taito’s 1991 release of Rastan
Snail Mail Burner Account/Sega Visions #4
The dudes are logging into their snail mail burner accounts and preemptively taking their pants off for
Feliz Schmupidad/Gaiares (GEN)
The game dudes go dashing through the galaxy for a holiday romp through Renovation’s 1990 release of
Perhapsily/GamePro #20
The dudes get back on the horse and innovatively innovate the English language and discover the Genesis
Saddam Hussein Rookie Card/G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (NES)
The game dudes fill up their top secret file boxes with ALL the dossiers and blueprints while