It’s All Paul’s Fault/1943 (NES)
The game dudes get to the bottom of port vs starboard and destroying Tataku in Capcom’s 1988
1-800 Oatmeal Cream Pies/Electronic Gaming Monthly #1
The dudes go full retro game hotline call center, crown oatmeal cream pies the lunchbox snack champion,
8-Bit Splinter Poetry/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
The game dudes parse asterisks in the court of King Lorik while playing through Ultra’s 1989 release
K-Mart Ninjas/GamePro #17
The dudes put their lists for Santa on lay-a-way as they Grinch their way through GamePro issue
O.G. Hardware Delusions/Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse (NES)
The game dudes hop on their medieval stairmasters and climb through Konami’s 1990 release of Castlevania III:
A Wistful Adieu to Atari/GamePro #16
The dudes acknowledge the door slamming shut on Atari’s console run, yearn for Ultima glory, and pick
Cut the Lights Pizza’s Here/Yo! Noid (NES)
The game dudes strategize on how to game the pizza economy and the poser Noids in Capcom’s
Operating Straight Cash/Nintendo Power #18
The dudes discuss their adolescent savings plans and how best to identify a medical professional while experiencing
Happy Meal/Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES) Pt 2
The game dudes tie a ribbon on the game, the myth, the legend - Nintendo’s banger 1990
SIDEQUEST: Dragon Warrior II Ep 6
The dudes wind down their SIDEQUEST through Enix’s 1990 release of Dragon Warrior 2 on the Nintendo