8-Bit Splinter Poetry/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
The game dudes parse asterisks in the court of King Lorik while playing through Ultra’s 1989 release
O.G. Hardware Delusions/Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse (NES)
The game dudes hop on their medieval stairmasters and climb through Konami’s 1990 release of Castlevania III:
Caddywompus/Gyruss (NES)
The game dudes attempt to restore peace to the universe and drop sizzling takes on bonus stages
My Nipples Are Out, Look the F*ck Out/Super C (NES)
The game dudes dabble briefly in non-VR-focused subject matter to pitch a little woo about Konami’s Super
Swishy Pants/GamePro #3
The dudes meander through Jae’s Viking vs. Roman Warrior bias, hoodie ninjas, the dawn of retro gaming
Clear the Mechanism/Castlevania (NES)
The game dudes clear the mechanism and determine the lesser Power Rangers, discuss virtual shark week, and
Get to the Chopper/Jackal (NES)
The game dudes pontificate on Reaganomics, virtual botany and turnip brokerage startups while jerking around with Jackal
Just Trying to Lose Listeners/Blades of Steel (NES)
The game dudes dust off their blue collars to discuss DIY window repair, rust belt cities and
Doll Day Afternoon/Nintendo Power #2
The dudes wax poetic about bongs, salmon barbecues and children bearing children in a mag episode dissecting
Remix/Metal Gear (NES)
In an ever-so-short chat, the dudes discuss Ultra’s 1988 NES release of Metal Gear, a little Wrestlemania,