Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Wizzies/Nintendo Power #20
The dudes discuss spiral-bound notebook life before Five-Stars and share their favorite NKOTB tracks while taking down
It’s All Paul’s Fault/1943 (NES)
The game dudes get to the bottom of port vs starboard and destroying Tataku in Capcom’s 1988
1-800 Oatmeal Cream Pies/Electronic Gaming Monthly #1
The dudes go full retro game hotline call center, crown oatmeal cream pies the lunchbox snack champion,
Grandma Mixed Tapes/Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse (GEN)
The game dudes wish upon a star in Sega’s in-house 1990 release of Compile-developed Castle of Illusion,
Semi-Trucks in the Loopty-Loop/Sega Visions #3
The dudes get to the bottom of how full of shit the Game Doctor is and logically
8-Bit Splinter Poetry/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
The game dudes parse asterisks in the court of King Lorik while playing through Ultra’s 1989 release
K-Mart Ninjas/GamePro #17
The dudes put their lists for Santa on lay-a-way as they Grinch their way through GamePro issue
O.G. Hardware Delusions/Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse (NES)
The game dudes hop on their medieval stairmasters and climb through Konami’s 1990 release of Castlevania III:
A Wistful Adieu to Atari/GamePro #16
The dudes acknowledge the door slamming shut on Atari’s console run, yearn for Ultima glory, and pick
Cut the Lights Pizza’s Here/Yo! Noid (NES)
The game dudes strategize on how to game the pizza economy and the poser Noids in Capcom’s