80’s Cocaine Creativity/Golden Axe (GEN)
The game dudes concede they’re not going to stop watching Kurt Russell movies as they bring the
Welcome to Your Doom/Altered Beast (GEN)
The game dudes remember Bear Grylls’ crevasses, ponder bear breath and how funny bears are in general,
Just Check the Strategy Guide/Strider (NES)
The game dudes appreciate late 80’s video blogging trailblazers, lament mainframe culture, and geek out over cobra
Bill Belichick Deprives Children of Happiness/Rampage (SMS)
The game dudes divulge their scamming of Babbages, Mad Mike’s PO Box address and Bill Belichick’s sociopathy
Cryopreserving Hitler/Bionic Commando (NES)
The game dudes discuss cryopreserving Hitler, World War I economic policy and three-ways while navigating the tenuous
Door Pricks/Wizards & Warriors (NES)
JAB & Josh psychoanalyze elitist and materialistic pricks standing guard at doors, and break down Kuros’